Melomi
Roast them in a song. Let the group chat vote.
Your friend has spent years collecting embarrassing moments and zero consequences. Melomi fixes that. Dump every crime into the mic, the parking job, the fantasy team, the haircut era we do not discuss, and get back a full roast track with their name in it, cover art included.
A roast that slaps harder than a meme
Memes die in a day. A roast song with a hook gets hummed. Three weeks later someone in the group chat types one lyric and the whole thing detonates again. That is the difference between a joke and a diss track.
They get to hit back
Send it as a battle and your friend replies with a song of their own: their roast, their rap, their best shot. Then real votes settle it. No judges, no mercy, just the scoreboard.
Roast now, cry later
Here is the secret about roast songs: they are love letters wearing a disguise. You cannot roast someone properly without proving you know everything about them. The group chat gets the laugh. Your friend gets the receipts that you were paying attention the whole time.
How savage can the roast get?
As savage as your friendship can survive. You supply the material and set the temperature, Melomi writes the bars.
Can my friend reply with their own song?
Yes. That is the battle: song versus song, and real votes decide it.
Do they need the app to hear themselves get roasted?
No. The link plays the full song in any browser, so the whole group chat can witness it instantly.
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